约瑟夫泰蒂(Joseph Teti)——欧美十佳生存专家

约瑟夫泰蒂欧美十佳生存专家在欧美十佳生存专家中排名第17名。

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大家好，我是JT。首先感谢你们所有人的投票。向你们致敬。我现在只想说实话-你们知道我不是真正的幸存者，我没有真正的技能。所以我想告诉你们我能活下来的原因是我戴的手表。这只表太棒了，它能生火，使庇护-昨晚它为我做了晚餐。这只表实际上是我在电视上的双重身体。我不是射杀鹿或刺杀猪的人。那是我的表。这个季节我和我的手表计划教马特很多东西-所以请收看，我的表欣赏它

Hi people- This is JT. First thanks to all of you for the votes. SALUTE to you all. I just want to be honest at this point - as you know I am not really a survivalist, and I have no real skills. So I wanted to tell you all the reason I can survive is the watch I wear. This watch is amazing, it builds fire, makes shelter-- last night it cooked me dinner. This watch is actually my body double on T.V.. I was not the one who shot the deer, or stabbed the pig. That was my watch. This season my watch and I plan on teaching Matt many things - so please tune in, my watch appreciates it.

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哦，听着-我现在出名了-精神病患者鲁吉奥先生-听起来像是维加斯酒廊的表演-嘿，这是个主意-打电话给将军，告诉他我需要一些维加斯联系人。告诉他我的卡车也脏了。然后我们就可以在赌场里“生存”了。服务员服务，将军不必担心。嘿，太完美了-他们不会让你在赌场里生火，所以没人会知道。没有洞可以跳进去，但是有很多假胸脯，有的有奖章，有的没有。嗨，你告诉乔你发明了拉尔夫吗？那是怎么回事？要我告诉他吗？我可以叫拉尔夫把它给他---

Oh look- I am now famous - the "psychotic Mr Ruggio" - sounds like a Vegas lounge act - hey that's an idea - Call the general, tell him I need some Vegas contacts. Tell him my truck is dirty also. Then we can go "survive" in a casino. Waitress service, no sweat for the general. Hey its perfect - they don't let you make fire in the casino, so no one will know. No holes to jump in, but lots of fake chests, some with medals, some without. Hi EK, did you tell Joe you invented Ralph? How did that go over? Want me to tell him? I can ask Ralph to break it to him ---

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我的英雄——约瑟夫·泰蒂——9/11事件发生后，我们公众有很多不眠之夜。我们的生活方式受到了威胁。但是乔·泰蒂让我们很多人放松下来，确保拉斯维加斯干净。知道有这样的人来屠宰被称为“土”的龙，这是一种安慰。事实证明，当泰蒂先生鼓吹要训练一场战斗时，他并不是一个鼓吹参加战斗。只是大量射击无生命物体。问他9/11事件后他在哪里-问他-我给他这个-他肯定能跑

My Hero -joseph teti- right after 9/11 we the public had a lot of sleepless nights with worry. Our way of life was threatened. But Joe teti put many of us at ease, making sure Las Vegas was clean. It was a comfort knowing such men existed to slay the dragon known as dirt. Turns out while Mr Teti preaches to train for a fight, he is not an advocate of entering a fight. Just a lot of shooting inanimate objects. Ask him where he was after 9/11- ask him - I'll give the man this - he sure can run.

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我想你已经掌握了窍门！既然模仿是最伟大的奉承形式，我很受宠若惊。我想纠正你，这个节目的头条只有一个人，我没有同台，你看，我是个艺术家。顺便说一句，医院已经倒闭了，这不是休假-我逃了出来。哈哈-是的，免费的，我是免费的-门票是3.5美元，至少两杯酒。看所有细节。花6个月的时间来赶上我-哈哈-是的，我还在笑，你好吗？哈哈

I think you are getting the hang of it! Now since imitation is the greatest form of flattery, I am flattered. I do want to correct you, this show headlines one person only, I share no stage- I am an artist you see. The hospital is down state by the way, and it is not a furlough- I have escaped. Ha ha- yes free, I am free - and tickets are $3.50 with a two drink minimum. See its all in the details. Take you bout 6 months to catch up to me- haha- yes I am still laughing, how you doing? Haha

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好吧，泰蒂先生在电视上展现出惊人的才华。我对他在任何情况下都能保持冷静和专注的能力印象深刻。他似乎受过训练，喜欢枪械，这真的很酷也很强硬。如果我知道他新节目的名字，我就可以开始重新品牌化的过程了。与zippo手表的搭配，这把刀够了阴影需要时间来控制，请不要让我有悬念-咯咯咯咯宝贝-乔“小鸡”泰蒂好了，我们要玩游戏了

Ok Mr teti displays amazing talents on T.V.. I am quite impressed by his ability to stay calm and focused in all situations. He seems trained and gravitates toward firearms, which is really cool and tough. IF ONLY I KNEW THE NAME OF HIS NEW SHOW so I could start the re-branding process. The tie in to the zippo watch, the sre-enough knife and the shades takes time to take hold, please don' keep me in suspense -cluck cluck baby -joe "chick" teti alright now, we got us a game to play

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这里一路冷吗？扫帚队在哪里？太忙着混合蝾螈的眼睛？嘿，我会给你我的美人，你知道卡西欧有集体行为准则吗？拉尔夫说，看那匹苍白的马来了-拉尔夫真的很生气。他用他的小腿来回摇摆，在空中摇动他的翅膀。真是一个表演家。应该有他自己的节目。拉尔夫鸡综艺小时。想想看

Is it cold all the way down here? Where is the broom squad? Too busy mixing eye of newt? Hey I'll get you my pretty, you know casio has a group code of conduct? Ralph says, behold the pale horse cometh - that Ralph really gets worked up. rocking back and forth on his little legs, shaking his wing in the air. Really a showman. Should have his own show. The Ralph Chicken variety hour. Think on it.

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拉尔夫说——忏悔吧，忏悔你们这些罪人——不要把虚假的上帝当作你的偶像——拉尔夫有点被精神吸引了——他现在在裁缝店，正在为一套衣服做衣服。他已经练习过跳洞了，他说这样做是个愚蠢的主意。他说，基于他即将毕业的生存学校，他应该是生存专家吗？午餐吃玉米有人吗？没有人喜欢一个坏的失败者-不该来敲我的门。蠢货

Ralph says-- repent, repent you sinners - take no false God as your idol - Ralph is kind of taken by the spirit it seems - he is at the tailors now, getting fitted for a suit. He is done practicing jumping in holes, he says it was a stupid idea to do that. He says based upon his graduating survival school, he should be a T.V. survivalist. He has a diploma, see? Corn for lunch anyone? No one likes a bad loser -should not have knocked on my door. Dopeycat.

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自从伟大的科迪·伦丁和迈克尔·霍克上尉把事情闹上法庭后，他就不再试图把自己描绘成一个生存主义者。“探索”号试图把他描绘成一个生存主义者，以此作为辩护。盖伊没有学过什么生存经验，也没有基本训练以外的军事生涯。有一只小鸡到处乱跑知识比这个小丑还要多

NOT a survivalist - is attempting to portray himself as one ever since the Great Cody Lundin and Captain Mykel Hawke brought matters into Courts. Discovery is trying to portray him as a survivalist as a defense. Guy has no schooling or experience in survival. No military SERE beyond basic training. There is a chicken running around with more knowledge than this clown of a guy.

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各位，我们有一个新的副业节目，以臭名昭著的杰伊·鲁吉奥的疯狂咆哮为特色！从纽约州北部的一家精神病院短期休假后获释。他和他的伙伴，Chicken Hawke上尉将上演他们的一场谎言、欺骗和普遍的精神错乱。这是一场必看的演出，门票在门口是免费的

Step right folks, we have a new side show, featuring the Psychotic rants of the infamous Jay Ruggio! Released on a short term furlough from an Up state New York, New York mental Hospital. He and his sidekick, Captain Chicken Hawke will be preforming their one of a kind act of Lies and Deceit and general Insanity. It's a must see show and tickets are free at the door.

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是的，小鸡乔先生-我们看到你了-你真的想重新体验一下吗？我们有时间。Chicken Joe乡亲-在荒野中找到步枪和子弹的生存专家-在清理完后被望远镜击中。嘿，谁需要庇护所，水和火-我们只需要一个特写镜头我开枪。看-50岁，我已经掌握了用一个手指扣动扳机的艺术-哇！受过良好教育的生活

Yes mr chicken joe- we see you --- do you really want to re live the experience? we have the time. Chicken Joe folks - survival expert who finds rifles and bullets in the wilderness - then gets hit by the scope after cleaning it backwards. Hey who needs shelter, water and fire - all we need is a close up of me firing a rifle. See- 50 years old and I have mastered the art of using one finger to pull a trigger - WOW! a well educated life.Bozo