Squidward的自杀(Squidward‘s Suicide)——欧美史上十大爬行动物

的自杀欧美史上十大爬行动物在欧美史上十大爬行动物中排名第5名。

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这个怪胎之所以可怕，是因为很难反驳。海绵宝宝的工作人员都说他们看到了它。如果你不认识这个怪胎，它是这样写的：“演出开始时很正常，斯奎沃德在音乐会上演奏他的乐器。音频和视频开始不匹配。但是，很快就被修复了。在玩了之后，人们开始嘘声，甚至海绵宝宝，他的眼睛看起来非常逼真。如果你看海绵宝宝，你可能会知道这和他不一样。乌贼王开始看起来很害怕，然后他尖叫起来。然后我们在乌贼王和恐怖形象之间切换。这种情况一直持续下去。”

The reason this creepypasta is scary is because it is hard to disprove. The Spongebob crew all say they saw it. If you don't know the creepypasta, it goes something like this:"The show started off normal, with Squidward playing his instrument at a concert. The audio and video start to not match. However, it was quickly fixed. After playing however people start booing, even Spongebob, who's eyes look extremely realistic. If you watch Spongebob you probably know this is unlike him. Squidward starts to look scared. Then he screams. We were then treated with switches between Squidward and scary looking images. This goes on and on."

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O、 这些年来，在我看过和读到的所有令人毛骨悚然的材料中，这个令人毛骨悚然的材料最让我不安。他们把这个故事中的场景描述得很好，在你的脑海里浮现出一些难以消除的令人头痛的画面，其中之一就是照片。而且，小时候看过很多海绵宝宝的剧集，所有这些我们对海绵宝宝的好朋友和他的水里情人的记忆已经荡然无存了。我再也不会用同样的方式来看待海绵宝宝和乌贼王了，读完这本书，你也不会

O. O Of all the mind-numbingly creepy material I have seen and read over the years, this creepypasta disturbed me the most. They describe the scenes in this story so well, putting brain-assaulting images in your head that are difficult to remove. One of them being the picture. And, having seen many episodes of Spongebob as a kid, all those memories of our good spongey friend and his aquaintences have been pooed all over. I will never look at Spongebob and Squidward especially the same way again, and after reading this creepypasta, neither will you.

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看了这篇文章，我真的很害怕海绵宝宝。所有的血，死去的孩子，枪，噪音，我真的很困惑。斯奎沃德以前没有处理过嘘声吗，或者他厌倦了可怕，或者知道他永远不会好吗？当时很冷，我看了视频，完全不知道自己在看什么，故事太详细了，我想象自己是个实习生，盯着屏幕，不知道自己在看什么，我现在可能害怕黑暗了

I was really scared of SpongeBob after reading this. All the blood, dead children, guns, noises, I was actually very confused. Hasn't Squidward dealt with boos before, or was he tired of being terrible, or knows he'll never be good? It was chilling and I watched the video, and I had no idea what I was looking at. The story was so detailed that I imagined that I was the intern staring at the screen, wondering what the heck I was witnessing. I might be afraid of the dark now.

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我讨厌这张照片。它太生动、太烦人、太暴力了。我对被谋杀的孩子的描述特别不安，尤其是因为我自己是两个小孩的大姐姐。它让我处于恐惧、厌恶和震惊的状态。但这正是克雷奇帕斯塔应该做的，如果我不想去看恐怖故事的话，我就不能去看恐怖故事网站了。我现在得去看一些“海绵宝宝”来安慰自己

I hated this one. It was so graphic, disturbing, and violent. I was especially disturbed by the descriptions of the murdered children (especially since I am the big sister of two small children myself).It essentially left me in a state of terror, disgust, and shock. But that's what creepypasta's supposed to do, and I can't very well go on horror-story websites if I'm gonna be a wuss about it.I've got to go watch some "SpongeBob" now, to comfort myself.

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这是我第一次看到令人毛骨悚然的面食，这是我脑海中最令人不安的事情。我读了一些其他的，但没有一个比这更好，所以我怀疑我发现了一个比平常更可怕的东西。照片太令人不安了，一想到有人甚至能想象出如此可怕的东西，就更令人不安了，我相信故事中的事情确实发生了-迈克尔。毕晓普。9231

This is the first creepy pasta I saw and it is the most disturbing thing to ever cross my mind. I read some others and none were as good as this so I suspected I found one creepier than usual. The photo is so disturbing and the thought that someone could even imagine something so horrible is even more disturbing. It's so disturbing, I'm convinced the events in the story actually happened - michael.bishop.9231

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我不再看《海绵宝宝》有两个原因：一是因为新的剧集很蠢；二是因为这一点，如果你看这张照片10秒，你就再也看不到那个滑稽或暴躁的乌贼王了。我知道一些令人毛骨悚然的阿斯塔斯，它们是从Sonic exe Sonict那里来的。这是令人痛心的糖球失银世界口袋妖怪镇综合征口袋妖怪迷雾海绵宝宝催眠曲口袋妖怪杀鼠剂迪斯内亚和国王的所有乌贼自杀海绵宝宝

There's two reasons why I don't watch Spongebob anymore 1:because the new episodes were stupid and 2: because of this if you look at the image for 10 secs you will never look at the funny or grouchy squidward againHere are some of the creepypastas I know and what they're fromSonic exe sonicThe grieving the amazing world of gumballLost silver PokemonLavender town syndrome PokemonRed mist spongebobHypnos lullaby PokemonSuicidemouse disneyAnd the king of allSquidwards suicide spongebob

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一个非常生动的恐怖片。有些人说它确实存在，而且他们已经把它发布在YouTube上了。这个故事可以帮助你想象发生了什么，有时候这并不完全是个好主意。尤其是当这个故事的结尾变得更血腥的时候。这个故事很好，但是如果你敢看的话，可以在YouTube上看视频

A VERY graphic creepypasta. Some people say it actually exists and that they have posted it on YouTube. The story helps you imagine what is going on, and sometimes that isn't exactly a good idea. Especially when the story get more gorier at about the end of the creepypasta. The story is good but watch the video on YouTube if you dare...

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这个故事太恐怖了。我喜欢海绵宝宝，即使在19岁的时候，我还是会一直看它。所以我能把“乌贼王自杀”一集中的故事描述的一切都想象出来。再也不会看海绵宝宝了。一直都在发冷。但是还没有看这一集的视频

This story is so creepy. I LOVE SpongeBob, even at 19 years old, I still watch it all the time. So I was able to picture everything the story described in the "Squidward's Suicide" episode... Never will watch SpongeBob the same ever again. Had chills the whole time. Still have yet to watch the video of the episode though...

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乌贼自杀是我读过的最恐怖的事情。我小时候经常看《海绵宝宝》，但我再也不会看那集了。这些画面吓坏了我的精神状态。我在脸上刻了一个微笑，以防我情绪低落。我杀了我的家人，我仍在逃亡。现在请你睡觉好吗

Squidwards Suicide on if the creepiest things I've read. I always watched Sponge Bob as a kid but I will never watch That episode again. The images scared my mental state. I carved a smile in my face to keep me from being depressed. I killed my family and I'm still on the run. Now will you please go to sleep...

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我读过这本书一次，我觉得它绝对是绝妙的。与它一起使用的图片足以让我心神不宁，我仍然无法忘怀它。如果你想要一本好的《怪兽帕斯塔》来阅读，那么这就是它，但要提醒你，一旦你读到它，你将永远不会忘记它

I have read this creepypasta once and I thought it was absolutely brilliant. The picture that is used with it was enough to haunt me, I still can't get it out of my head. If you want a good creepypasta to read, then this is it, but be warned, once you read it you will never forget it