烤豆(Baked Beans)——欧美让你放屁的食物

烤豆欧美让你放屁的食物在欧美让你放屁的食物中排名第1名。

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我昨晚吃的烤豆子让我很冒烟，而且很方便，因为在女生联谊会的当晚，这是放屁的时候了.所以是时候过去了，到那时煤气真的很吵，当该采取第一个誓言让她用鼻子嗅我屁股的姿势时，我就朝她脸上猛击了一个.真有趣听到一群女孩尖叫，一个接一个地对着她们的脸放屁，最后都被我的屁味噎住了.我敢打赌她们的鼻子是因为闻到我昨晚放的屁而烧焦的.即使我回家睡觉后，我还是在床上放屁，把自己弄醒了

The baked beans I had last night made me really gassy and it came in handy since it was fart in the sorority pledges face night. So it was time to go over and by that time the gas was really rumbly and when it was time to assume the position when the first pledge had put her nose to sniff my butt I blasted one right in her face. It was funny to hear a bunch of girls scream keep farting in their face as pledge after pledge ending up gagging from the smell of my farts. I bet their noses burned from smelling all the farts I farted last night. Even after I came home and went to bed I woke myself up by farting really loud in bed

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昨天中午我们吃了热狗，我妻子做了她著名的烤豆子。每次她做热狗我都要吃。我们吃完后，我不得不用手锯看到一些木头碎片。当我锯的时候，我的肚子里开始汽油咕噜作响。我感觉到一个屁在酝酿，我让它撕开了。它又响又臭。她走到外面问我什么东西，她径直走进了放屁的云端。闻到这股气味，她皱了皱脸。我整个下午都在放屁

For lunch yesterday we had hot dogs and my wife made her famous baked beans. Every time she makes them I load up on them. After we ate I had to saw some pieces of wood with a handsaw. As I was sawing my belly started rumbling with gas. I felt a fart brewing and I let it rip. It was loud and smelled. She walked outside to ask me something and she walked right into the fart cloud. She wrinkled her face at the smell. I continued farting all afternoon

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我们刚吃了晚饭。热狗和烤豆。晚饭后我去打扫浴室。没过多久煤气就冒出来了。我觉得屁股里有个气泡，当我弯腰去打扫的时候，我让它裂开了。然后我就不停地放屁。我女朋友说她不仅听到了，而且闻到了。我有慢性气体问题一直放屁。我女朋友说我是有史以来最有毒气的22岁男人

We just ate dinner. Hot dogs and baked beans. After dinner I went to clean the bathrooms. Didn't take long for the gas to kick in. I felt a gas bubble in my ass and when I started to bend over and clean I let it rip. Then I just kept farting. My girlfriend said she not only heard them but also smelled them. I have chronic gas issues and fart all the time. My girlfriend says I'm the gassiest 22 year old man ever - Grossdude

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我自己刚吃了6罐冷豆，抽了那么多大麻，什么也没吃，结果发现一个密室里装满了冷豆，哦，妈妈！你没把它们藏得很好……不管怎样，我的屁股着火了，我想我可能会记录下这一天，并制作一些视频给我的家人看，以防我死于肠爆炸，祝我好运弗兰兹

Just had 6 cans of refried beans by myself, I smoked so much weed and had absolutely nothing to eat, only to find a secret cabinet full of refried beans, oh mother! You did not hide them very well.. Anyways my ass is on fire, I think I might document this day and make a couple of videos for my family to see in case I die from an intestine explosion, wish me luck frands

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我的女儿学会了在我身上有毒气时不站在我身后的艰难方法。我晚饭吃了烤豆子，后来我打扫浴室的时候，我的女朋友站在我身后，我在擦厕所，我不得不放屁。我弯下腰来，基本上是朝她脸上放了个屁，真的很难受。——格罗斯杜德

My girl learned the hard way not to stand behind me when I have bad gas. I had baked beans for dinner and afterwards while I was cleaning the bathroom my girl was standing behind me while I was scrubbing the toilet and I had to fart really bad. I was bent over and I basically farted in her face and it really stunk. - Grossdude

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我刚吃了一顿热狗和豆子，我就吃了一顿豆子。晚饭后我去吹巴里萨克斯。然后煤气就喷进来了。我在吹乐器的时候放屁疯了。我女朋友说没人能听见我放屁，但她能闻到。她说我每次放屁都闻起来像我吃的东西，而且总是臭烘烘的-格罗斯杜德

I just had a meal hot dogs and beans and I chowed down on the beans. After dinner went to play my bari sax. Then the gas kicked in. I was farting like crazy as I was playing my instrument. As my girlfriend said nobody could hear me farting but she could smell it. She said every time I fart it smells like what I ate and they always stink - Grossdude

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昨晚我在一家墨西哥餐厅吃了蔬菜套餐，还吃了豆子。在演唱会上，我觉得我的屁股和我的乐器发出的声音一样大。我能感觉到自己在放屁，我不知道乐队里怎么会有人不吐出来，因为不仅屁真的很响，而且还闻起来很恶心

I had a veggie combo at a Mexican restaurant last night and refried beans. at the concert I just performed in I think my ass made as much noise as my instrument. I could feel myself farting and I'm not sure how anyone in the band didn't throw up from the smell because not only were the farts really loud they also smelled - Grossdude

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我在我的高中队踢足球。我打后卫，从不拿足球或传球。我只是拦网。我总是在比赛前吃豆子。跑垒的人总是知道跟着我的屁味跟着我的拦网。我整个比赛都在加油

I play football on my high school team. I play fullback and I never carry the football or catch a pass. I just block. I always eat beans before the game. The running back always knows to follow my block by following the smell of my farts. I have gas the entire game

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太好了。我昨晚把它们当晚餐吃了，在学校里我一整天都在默默地放屁。当我等着轮到我踢足球的时候，我让一个在我座位上裂开了，当我把座位上的人关掉的时候，坐在我座位上的人大喊“天呐，太臭了”

Love it. I ate them for dinner last night and I was silently farting all day at school. While I was waiting for my turn to play soccer, I let one rip in my seat and when I switched out the guy in my seat yelled "GOD DAM IT STINKS"

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我踢足球，作为后卫我唯一的工作就是阻拦跑垒。我把豆子装得满满当当，跑回的人知道该怎么走，就看我放屁的声音和臭味。我不是开玩笑。我整场比赛都放屁——格罗斯杜德表现出更多的评论；

I play football, and the only job I have as the fullback is to block for the running back. I load up on beans and the running back knows what way to go is by the sound and the smell of my farts. I'm not kidding. I fart the entire game - Grossdude show more comments darr;