奶酪(Cheese)——欧美让你放屁的食物

奶酪欧美让你放屁的食物在欧美让你放屁的食物中排名第2名。

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在过去的几个月里几乎没有奶酪了-昨晚吃了奶油奶酪，半小时内就做了可怕的奶酪.今天又好了，晚餐吃了更多的奶油奶酪，然后砰的一声！可怕的屁

Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.

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我女朋友刚吃了一个玉米煎饼，她确信奶酪是她放屁的罪魁祸首。她的屁股投票支持奶酪是最糟糕的屁。这是无法形容的。吃了那屁股lmao-Adyess22 Gross-RedTheGremlin

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description. Eat that ass lmao - Adyess22 Gross - RedTheGremlin

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我的屁太响了，整个房间都臭气熏天。我是个男孩，我的屁总是很响，很重，而且很有气体。我喜欢我的屁声。它们是我听过的最响的屁

My farts are so loud that the whole room stinks up. I'm a boy, and my farts are always loud, strong, and very gassy. I love the sound of my farts. They are the loudest farts I ever heard of.

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我有个朋友叫格雷森。他白天吃奶酪，现在却不肯在被窝里放屁。他说他为自己的创造感到骄傲，但它像一个迷失的灵魂一样挥之不去，没有人——我是说全世界没有人——有一个朋友叫格雷森，所以，就在这里，你的故事太可笑了，说不出话来。请我们这么做相信你有一个朋友叫格雷森，就像要求我们相信圣诞老人，复活节兔子，或囊性纤维化仙女。同意了，我也打电话给BS

I got this friend name Greyson. He had cheese during the day and now he wouldn't quit farting under the covers. He said he is proud of his creation but it lingers like a lost soul First of all, nobody -- and I mean nobody in the entire world -- has a friend named 'Greyson' so, right there, your story is too ludicrous for words. Asking us to believe that you have a friend named 'Greyson', is like asking us to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the cystic fibrosis fairy. Agreed, I call BS on this as well

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我认识一个叫格雷森的朋友。很明显他白天吃奶酪，现在他禁不住在毯子底下放屁。我是说它像一个迷失的灵魂一样挥之不去

I got this friend by the name Greyson. Apparently he had cheese during the day, now he cannot quit farting under the blanket. I mean its lingering hardcore like a lost soul.

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晚上下班后，我吃了4片奶酪披萨，我在床上做嘟嘟声来支付代价，我还打了几个大嗝，把煤气排出去，所以我觉得自己很不错

I had 4 slices of cheese pizza late at night after work and I'm paying the price by making toots in bed. And I let out several big burps to get the gas out so I thought I was good - Grossdude

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我今天在学校吃了芝士花椰菜，就忍不住肚子里发出奇怪的咕噜声。我知道一场屁马拉松就要来了

I had cheese broccoli at school today and just couldn't stop my belly from making those strange gurgling noises. I know a fart marathon is on its way. :( - Paris4Lyfe

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昨晚睡觉前我吃了奶酪蛋卷，我不停地放屁。每次坐下来我都放屁。真有趣，每次你在床上坐下的时候？呵呵？所以，你梦见上下车？这不应该是给鸡蛋投票吗？

I had cheese omlette last night before I went to bed and I could not stop farting. Every time I sat down I farted. So funny, Every time you sat down when you were in bed? Huh? So, you were dreaming of getting on and off the bus? Shouldn't this be a vote for eggs?

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它确实会引起一些屁，但它确实会发出臭味，最好在吃了奶酪后洗牙

It does bring up some farts, but it really gives stinky breath, better wash your teeth after you eat cheese

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我总是在睡觉前吃一块奶酪。我整晚放屁，床单变成了一个荷兰烤箱。我妻子离开了我，请帮我多说几句；

I always eat a block of cheese before going to bed. All night I fart and my sheets become a Dutch oven. My wife left me please helpp show more comments darr;