北方标准(Norm of the North)——欧美有史以来最差的动画片

北方标准欧美有史以来最差的动画片在欧美有史以来最差的动画片中排名第4名。

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这可能是有史以来最糟糕的一部电影了。情节是胡说八道的，幽默是难以置信的幼稚。这部电影中的每一个“笑话”都与身体机能有关，即使在20年前，这部动画片最多也会是平庸的，更不用说2016年了，它还拍了一部更糟糕的续集，不知怎的，它又有了第三部电影，也是。虽然比前两个好，但还是很糟糕。-卡洛福克斯34

This is probably the worst movie of all time. The plot is nonsense, the humor is incredibly juvenile (literally every "joke" in this movie is related to bodily functions), the animation would have been mediocre at best even two decades ago (let alone 2016), and it got a sequel (which was even worse).It somehow got a third movie, too. And while it's better than the first two, it's still pretty bad. - KalloFox34

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我认为《诺姆》绝对是一部很好的电影，可以作为一部电影中不该做什么的榜样。从它本来就很低的预算中，拍下一帮俗气的C榜名人，在老套的纽约城为你那些已经空洞的、没有灵魂的、诡异的山谷人物配音，怎么样？把它和一块软弱无力、酸溜溜的情节混在一起，可以说是一块油炸、腐朽、腐烂的马粪？好吧，你有完美的食谱，因为你刚刚创造了一个邪恶的可憎的东西，那就是标准！我再说一遍，别看这个。别想用这个作为惩罚！除非你想经历一个挖眼睛，耳朵流血，苦，奶酪爆米花弹，这不是电影适合你！

I think that Norm is definitely a great movie to use as an example of what NOT TO DO in a film. Hailing from its already low budget, how about slap a bunch of cheesy, C list celebrities to voice your already hollow-headed, souless, uncanny valley characters, in the CLICHE CITY OF NEW YORK, NO LESS? Mix that in with a weak, sour plot that could be described as a deep fried, mutalated, decomposing piece of horse crap? Well, you got the perfect recipe, because you just created the unholy abomination that is Norm! I repeat, do NOT watch this. Dont even think of using this as punishment! Unless you want to experience an eye-gouging, ear-bleeding, bitter, cheesy popcorn flick, this is NOT the film for you!

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故事情节枯燥乏味，动画片令人作呕，角色不耐人寻味，想起来真的很痛苦，更别说看了

The plot is dull as anything, the animation is nauseating, and the characters are unlikeable and boring. Genuinely painful to think about, let alone watch.

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尽管这是新的，但还是很糟糕。故事中关于去纽约的故事情节是可行的，如果角色是真实的，而不是愚蠢的。cgi动画看起来像电影是直接到dvd的，是在1996年发行的。这部电影本来是直接视频的，但在最后一刻才在电影院上映，原因是为什么这部电影唯一的优点是1。罗布·施耐德2。这部电影只赚了500-700万美元，3。这部电影太容易忘了。去看《功夫熊猫王3》或《动物园》吧

Even though this is new it was still really bad. The story's plot about going to ny would work, if the characters were realistic and not stupid. The cgi animation looks like the movie was direct to dvd and was released in 1996. This movie was going to be direct to video but it was released in theaters at the last minute, cause why not. The only good things about this movie is 1. Rob Schneider 2. The movie only made 5 - 7 million bucks and 3. That it is forgettable. Go watch king fu panda 3 or zootopia instead of this.

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你想知道这部电影有多糟糕吗？罗布·施耐德是这部电影的明星。罗布·施耐德是这部电影的明星。罗布·施耐德是这部电影的明星！

You want some perspective to how bad this movie is? Rob Schneider is the star of this film. ROB SCHNEIDER is the star of this film. ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE STAR OF THIS FILM!

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愚蠢的角色，糟糕的写作，没有幽默感，糟糕透顶的故事，丑陋的动画。我需要继续下去。我宁愿看情感片，也不愿看这部垃圾片，因为至少那部电影有一些像样的视觉效果。这部电影一无所有。当外面零下40度时，为什么有人想住在北极？

Stupid characters, terrible writing, no humour, god-awful story, ugly animation. Need I go on. I rather watch the emoji movie than this piece of crap because at least that movie has some decent visuals. This movie has nothing. Why would anyone want to live in the arctic when it's minus 40 degrees outside?

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这部电影在某些方面是可以的。让我来说说这部电影的利弊优点：奥林匹亚A她是个天才，通常对她妈妈和任何一位女士都是理智的代言人tableCons:动画动画是恐怖电影的天堂，它仍然很糟糕。有不寻常的镜头和角色的动作有时感觉快节奏，例如，格林先生被雇用时与诺姆跳舞的场景。一些角色通常很平淡，很少表现出个性特征。尽管我喜欢一些角色，比如奥林匹亚，也有我鄙视的角色，就是旅鼠和小鸟。旅鼠就在那里，只是简单的替补角色，而鸟却很烦人。我只希望他被枪毙了

The movie is some ways is ok. Lemme hand out the pros and cons of this movie.Pros:Olympia (A genius who is usually the voice of reason to her mom and norm)The Whatever lady (Relatable)Cons:Animation (Although the animation is the heaven of awful movies, it still sucks. There are unusual camera shots and the movement of the characters sometimes feel fast paced, for example, the scene where Mr Greene was dancing with norm when he got hired)Personalities (Some characters are usually very bland and show very little personality traits)Characters (Although I like some characters, like Olympia, there are characters which I despise, Which are the lemmings and bird. The lemmings are just there and are plain backup characters, while the bird is plain annoying. I just wish he was shot to pieces.

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这部电影还可以，如果电影的笑话都是关于便便幽默的，那就更好了。在其他动画片和动画片中，他们会时不时地开些便便笑话，但当一部剧或电影的喜剧部分坐在便盆幽默马桶上时，它就糟透了

This movie is okay, it would be better if the movie's jokes was all about potty humor. On other animated shows and animated movies they would have potty jokes from time to time, but when the comedy parts of a show or movie is riding on a potty humor toilet, it's gonna suck.

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这很有趣，因为通常当一部电影上映的时候，会有一堆关于它是好是坏的争论，但是当这部电影上映时，所有人都认为它很糟糕

It's funny, because usually when a movie gets released, there are a bunch of flame wars about whether it's good or not. But when this movie came out, everyone agreed that it was terrible.

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这部电影是怎么进电影院的？原计划直接发行DVD，但有人认为这部电影必须在电影院上映

How the hell did this movie manage to get into theaters? It was originally planned for a direct-to-DVD release, but someone thought that this movie just had to be in theaters.