泰坦尼克号的传说(The Legend of the Titanic)——欧美有史以来最差的动画片

泰坦尼克号的传说欧美有史以来最差的动画片在欧美有史以来最差的动画片中排名第32名。

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这里到底发生了什么事？我刚才看了什么扭曲的画面？在我勉强看完整部电影之后，它提出了很多问题。主要是：为什么这个东西会存在？这确实是最令人困惑的尝试之一，如果不是最可悲的尝试，用会说话的动物，糟糕的动画，糟糕的角色，甚至更糟糕的对话来制作一部“儿童电影”。难怪没有人知道这部电影。可能是因为每个人都尽他们所能忘记它，抹去它的存在在互联网上

What the hell happened here? What kind of twisted imagery did I just watch? It raised many questions after I barely got past the whole film. Mainly: Why did this thing even exist? This is truly one of the most confusing if not the most pathetic attempt to make a "children's movie" with talking animals, bad animation, badly done characters and even worse dialogue. It's no wonder nobody knew anything about this film. Probably because everyone did whatever they could to forget about it and wipe it's existence off the face of the internet.

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这部电影真让我恶心。它令人恶心的侮辱。它实际上有点难看，因为它太可怕了！把泰坦尼克号的故事变成拯救鲸鱼的计谋真是令人费解。泰坦尼克号的真实故事与鲸鱼毫无关系，那你为什么要这样联系？这是对历史、环境电影、儿童智力的侮辱，也是对船上遇难者的直接侮辱

This movie just makes me sick. It is disgustingly insulting. It's actually kinda hard to watch because it's so horrendous! Turning the story of the titanic into a ploy to save the whales is so baffling. The real story of the titanic had nothing to do with whales so why did you make that connection? It's insulting to history, environmental films, children's intelligence, and it's straight up insulting to the people who died on the ship.

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这部电影简直是侮辱。侮辱历史，侮辱泰坦尼克号上死去的人，侮辱泰坦尼克号幸存者，用眼罩侮辱人，侮辱狗，用手套恋物侮辱人，侮辱船只，侮辱我，侮辱你，侮辱老鼠，侮辱鲸鱼

This movie is just insulting. Insulting to history, insulting to the people who died on the Titanic, insulting to the people who SURVIVED the Titanic, insulting to people with eyepatches, insulting to dogs, insulting to people with glove fetishes, insulting to boats, insulting to me, insulting to you, insulting to mice, and insulting to whales.

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对留着胡子的人进行侮辱。-万斯达普普勒盖伊

And insulting to people with mustaches. - Vancedapurpleguy

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怎样？！怎么做的？！更重要的是，他们是如何让这些人为这部电影中的所有角色配音的？我知道这些人都不是大明星，但我真的很惊讶，没有人看了这个说“我到底在做什么，我应该趁我还有机会离开这里！”

HOW?! How this this get made?! And more importantly, how did they even manage to get all these people to voice all the characters in this film? I know these people aren't big stars but I'm seriously surprised that no one looked at this and said "what the hell am I even doing I should get outta here while I still have the chance! "

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这些意大利人在为这两部电影写剧本的时候在想什么？！他们是否认为泰坦尼克号的真实故事对孩子们来说太可怕和无聊了，所以他们把它调低了，加入了一些随机的动物？如果这些都是真的，那我真的要为此自杀了

What were these Italians thinking when they were writing the screenplays for these two movies?! Did they think the real story of the titanic would be too scary and boring for kids to handle so they toned it down and added in some random animals? If ANY of these are true then I'm really going to kill myself for it.

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唐璜应该是安达卢西亚的王子？对你们这些不知道的人来说，安达卢西亚是西班牙最大的地区之一。好吧，这是一个奇怪的选择。为什么要用一个富有的西班牙王子来取代一个贫穷的日常艺术家杰克·道森？不仅仅是因为他有多富有，还因为安达卢西亚不是，也从来不是一个王国，所以他怎么可能从那里成为王子呢？

Don juan is supposed to be prince of andalucia? For those of you who don't know, andalucia is one of the largest regions in Spain. well, that's an odd choice. why replace jack dawson, a poor everyday artist with a wealthy Spanish prince? Not just because of how wealthy he is, but because andalucia is not and has never been a kingdom so how can he be a prince from there?

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这是我一生中看过的最糟糕的电影！这没什么好的，它对成百上千的失去生命的人来说是极其冒犯的。他们说他们从未死过。然后他们又做了一个更糟糕的续集！我可以继续，但我不能，我觉得这部电影不干净

This is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life! Nothing is good about this, it is extremely offensive to the hundreds of people who lost their lives. They say they never died. And then they made an even crappier sequel! I could go on and on, but I can't, I feel unclean from this movie.

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为什么章鱼有一张小狗的脸？为什么他听起来像个可爱的小男孩？即使是这么大的东西听起来也不可爱。它甚至画得不好。只是一个可怕的设计。我是说你有小狗的鼻子，声音，和这些巨大的浅褐色手臂。这就像奥克托皮的阿诺德·施瓦辛格

Why the hell does the octopus have a puppy dog face? And why does he sound like a cute little boy? Even something that big would not sound cute. it's not even drawn well. it's just a hideous design. I mean you got the puppy dog nose, the voice, and these giant buff arms. this is like the arnold schwarzenegger of octopi.

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这是历史的强暴。这部电影在泰坦尼克号遇难者的水坑里撒尿。它真的是最糟糕的人之一。这是我一生中看过的最糟糕的电影之一。这部电影让我想呕吐。太残忍了，真的，真的。它让我非常恼火

This is the sheer raping of history. this film just pisses all over the watery graves of the victims of the titanic. it really is one of the worst people. one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. this movie made wanna vomit. it's... it's atrocious, it really, really is. it just pisses me off so much.