呆子日记：不太精彩的生活故事(Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So Fabulous Life)——欧美有史以来最差的十本书

呆子日记不太精彩的生活故事欧美有史以来最差的十本书在欧美有史以来最差的十本书中排名第36名。

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我认识一个女孩，她沉迷于这个系列，不断地怂恿我去尝试。在我的学校，小学，我们有一个活动叫阅卷，她是Nikki，另一个女孩是Mackenzie，他们试图用两百美元给一个男孩，我们在课堂上做了一个叫做阶级经济的东西，他叫什么名字，Brendan，这本书有点烂，Nikki不是你所说的女孩最好的榜样，她迷恋着这个愚蠢的家伙打电话给布兰登，除了他什么都不想。她什么都抱怨，而且很烦人。我没读完整本书，但我已经读够了

I knew a girl who was obsessed with this series, and was constantly egging me on to try it out. At my school, for Elementary, we have this event called Book Parade, and she was Nikki and another girl was Mackenzie- and they tried to pay a boy with two hundred class dollars (we had this thing called class economy that we did in class) to be...what's his name...Brendan. The actual book kind of sucks. Nikki isn't what you would call the best role model for girls. She's obsessed with this one stupid guy called Brendan, and won't think about anything but him. She whines about everything, and is so annoying. I didn't read the whole thing, but I read enough.

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这听起来像是我的一个老朋友。她所做的只是痴迷于这个家伙，以至于让她精神失常。-埃文韦伦斯

This sounds like one of my old friends. All she does is obsess over this one guy to the point it drives her mentally insane. - EvanWellens

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这本书系列太棒了！雷切尔花了很多时间和精力在这件事上，你们所有的仇恨者都说这是一个骗局！好吧，吸起来！你的行为就像一个一直在发牢骚的婴儿。如果你讨厌这个系列，那就自己写日记吧。如果你够聪明的话。哦，还有一件事，特别针对星鲨：我11岁了。我基本上每个科目都得A和A+。据我所知，我可能比你聪明！但见鬼的是，我，这个愚蠢的，被洗脑的11岁小女孩，仍然在读傻子日记。我读的大部分书都受到了它的启发。《懦弱的孩子日记》是一个抱怨一头喝醉的，拟人化的猪和他愚蠢的兄弟的孩子，安妮·弗兰克也很差劲。你想说什么就说什么吧，白痴！傻瓜日记石头！你们都很烂！

This book series is amazing! Rachel put a lot of time and effort into this and all of YOU haters are saying it's a ripoff! WELL, SUCK IT UP! You are acting like babies that whine all the time. If you hate this series, make your OWN published diary... if your SMART enough. Oh, and one more thing, specified for astroshark: I am 11 years old. I basically get A's and A+'s in every subject. I'm probably smarter than YOU, for all I know! But what the heck, I, the STUPID, BRAINWASHED 11 YEAR OLD GIRL, still read Dork Diaries. It has inspired me for most of the books I read. And Diary of a Wimpy Kid is a kid about whining about a DRUNK, ANTHROPOMORPHIC PIG and his stupid brothers, and Anne Frank also sucks. SO RANT ALL YOU WANT, IMBECILES! DORK DIARIES ROCKS! You all SUCK!

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安妮·弗兰克？安妮·弗兰克？你读过这本书吗？-尤基蓝

Anne Frank? ANNE FRANK? Have you ever even read the book? - yuki-blue

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你开玩笑吧？-Scr3aM系列

You're kidding, right? - Scr3aM

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《安妮·弗兰克》和《懦弱孩子的日记》比那些无聊的日记要好

Anne Frank and Diary of a Wimpy Kid are better than Prick Diaries

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我讨厌尼基总是抱怨，“我真是个笨蛋，我爱死它了！”我不想告诉你，尼基，但你不是傻瓜。你是个被宠坏了的人，想什么时候得到什么就什么！在第七本书里，尼基有自己的电视节目！这个系列应该是一部现实主义小说！一个14岁的女孩遇到一个著名的名人并赢得一个电视节目的机会有多大？可能永远不会！然而，她的父母对她表现得如此甜蜜和蔼，尼基会说，“我妈妈已经脑死亡了！”或者“我疯狂的爸爸太尴尬了！”另外，有太多的戏剧，它是不真实的

I hate how Nikki always whines, " I'm SUCH a dork and I love it! " Hate to break it to you Nikki, but you are NOT a dork. You're a spoiled wannabe who gets whatever you want whenever you want! And in book 7, Nikki gets her own T.V. show! This series is supposed to be a realistic fiction! What are the chances of a 14 year old girl meeting a famous celebrity and winning a T.V. show? Probably never! Yet her parents act so sweet and nice to her, and Nikki will say, " My mom is BRAIN DEAD! " or " My crazy dad is SO embarrassing! " Plus, there is so much drama its unreal...

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几年前读这本书的时候，我真的很喜欢它。这不是有史以来最差的书之一。我的意思是想想。有史以来最差的书之一？不是暮色，不是五十色…但这个？不，这有点像是一个懦弱的孩子日记的翻版，但还不错

Now, I actually really liked this book when I read it a few yrs ago. This is not one of the worst books of all time. I mean think about that. One of the worst books of all time? Not twilight, not fifty shades...but this? No. It's kinda a ripoff of diary of a wimpy kid but it's not bad.

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再说一次，概念不错，但执行力很差。作者显然不太明白是什么让《懦弱的孩子日记》这么好。它还在继续，所以也许这不是有史以来最糟糕的事情，但它远不是好的。—埃文韦伦斯

Again, great concept but just poor execution. The writer obviously doesn't quite have a grasp on what made Diary of a Wimpy kid so good. It's still going so maybe it isn't the worst thing ever, but it's far from good. - EvanWellens

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这个愚蠢的系列是给表现得像青少年的11岁女孩洗脑。说真的，如果你想读一本好的日记，一个懦弱孩子的现成日记，或者如果你喜欢真正的日记，那就读一读安妮·弗兰克的日记。—阿星鲨

This stupid series is brainwashing 11 year old girls who act like teens. Seriously, if you want to read a GOOD diary, ready diary of a wimpy kid, or if you're into real diaries, read the diary of Anne Frank. - astroshark