贾斯汀比伯(Justin Bieber)——欧美家里最糟糕的十件事

贾斯汀比伯欧美家里最糟糕的十件事在欧美家里最糟糕的十件事中排名第3名。

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所以我醒来听到一个小女孩在尖叫。天哪，她被绑架了吗？我冲向声音的源头，那是我楼下的衣柜。“一切都会好起来的，小女孩，”我安慰地喊道，“我不是小女孩！”刺耳的声音回答说：“我打开门，发现自己不是一个小女孩！”“哼，我想我至少能得到拯救一个小女孩的敬畏。”我砰地一声关上壁橱门，走开了

So I wake up and hear a little girl screaming. Oh my god, has she been kidnapped? I rush to the source of the sound, which is my downstairs closet. "It's going to be alright, little girl," I call out reassuringly. "I'm not a little girl! " replies the shrill voice. I open the door and instead of a little girl I find JB himself! "Humph. I thought I'd at least get the awesomeness of saving a little girl." I slam the closet door in his face and walk away.

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哦，天哪，不！如果他在我家，我就得烧了整个街区来消毒，至少你家的一个黑洞可以清理掉任何乱七八糟的东西，包括贾斯汀·贝伯，所以把它放在你家里是有益的

OH GOD NO! IF HE WAS IN MY HOUSE I WOULD HAVE TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE BLOCK TO STERILIZE MY HOME. At least a black hole in your house would clean up any mess, including Justin Beiber, so it would be be benificial to have it in your house.

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真的吗？这不是你家里最糟糕的事情！别再对贾斯汀·比伯消极了！杀手是你家里最难找的东西了。别再把贾斯汀·比伯列入每一个名单！

Seriously? This is NOT the worst thing to find in your home! STOP being negative about Justin Bieber! Killers are the worst thing to find in your house. Stop adding Justin Bieber to EVERY list!

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严格说来，他并不是每一张单子上都有。我是说，如果你家里有一张好东西可以找的话，他就不会在那张名单上了

Technically, he's not on EVERY list. I mean, if there was a list of good things to find in your home he wouldn't be on that. - IpodSwagger

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你早上醒来，却突然听到衣柜里传来刺耳的刺耳的刺耳声。你勇敢地打开壁橱的门，却发现里面只有JB在唱歌

You wake up in the morning, but suddenly hear mangled, ear-piercing screeches coming from inside your closet. You bravely open the closet door, only to find its just JB singing. - t-man

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没错-利洛克特曼

Exactly - lilrocketman

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如果JB来你的房间豪斯：我得到当他倒下时，大锤2用大锤打他的坚果，用大锤打他的脸4让步枪把他倒过来勒死，开始用枪射击他，直到你把他从屋顶上打穿。8把他放在路中间9开始碾过他。10放两个炸弹，两个谷仓放在他嘴里。如果巴蒂斯特进了你的房子，你就应该这样做。—金雀花

Things to do if JB ever comes in your house:1 Get the sledgehammer2 Hit him in the nuts with the sledgehammer3 while he is going down, hit him in the face with the sledgehammer4 Get the rifle5 strangle him upside down6 while he is upside down, start shooting him with the gun until you get board7 Through him off the roof.8 Put him in the middle of the road9 Start running him over.10 Put a 2 bombs, and 2 granades in his mouth.That is what you should do if JB ever comes in your house. - GoldenRocket

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闭上你的脸，你这个恶心的家伙！-德雷托普滕斯

SHUT YOUR FACE YOU DISGUSTING PHYSCO! - DrayTopTens

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如果我睡在沙发上或者我的床上，我醒来的时候有什么可怕的事情打开我的衣柜，看到贾斯汀·贝比尔我踢他的坚果你像它的贾斯汀·贝比尔，然后你再踢他几下我会把他放在外面，在他躺在地板上的时候碾他6000次

If I was sleeping on the couch or my bed I wake up here somthing awful open my closet and see Justin bebier I kick him in the nuts your like ahh its Justin bebier then you kick him some more I would put him outside and run him over while he is on the floor 6000 times.

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他太可怕了。我有1.7.10版的蛋黄酱，绝对要用我的皇家守护剑杀死他！附言：你必须杀死国王才能获得皇家守护剑，但是一旦你这样做了，它是完全值得的。750+攻击伤害。一定要在一次命中中杀死他

He's horrible. I have the orespawn mod 1.7.10 and ABSOLUTELY KILL HIM WITH MY ROYAL GUARDIAN SWORD!Ps. You have to kill the king to get the Royal Guardian Sword, but once you do it's totally worth it. 750+ ATTACK DAMAGE. Sure to kill him in 1 hit.