雷克鲁特爷爷(Uncle Grandparaycrute)——欧美尼克、卡通网和迪斯尼频道的十大最不好笑节目

雷克鲁特爷爷(Uncle Grandpa raycrute)——欧美尼克、卡通网和迪斯尼频道的十大最不好笑节目在欧美尼克卡通网和迪斯尼频道的十大最不好笑节目中排名第6名。

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天哪，我从哪里开始！？爷爷叔叔简直是世上最糟糕的东西。在我看来，太空皇帝似乎是所有情节中的祸根，他把一个顽皮的孩子变成了那个来自神秘山堡的紫色生物太棒了，我甚至不得不提一提那个节目有多残忍！？。这让我害怕小时候的转变，虽然我现在可以应付，但它让我对它的刻板印象恶心。你有刻板的自拍女孩，痤疮男，顽皮的孩子，甚至16岁的埃尔莫的东西。我很快就要满16岁了，这冒犯了我的水平，我无法忍受！除了爷爷叔叔看到一群孩子的所有情节外，和朋友在一起的那些情节还是很可怕的。他们陷入了一种很容易解决的哑巴状态，但他们只是用愚蠢的方式来拖延时间。巨型现实飞行虎的设计很懒，披萨史蒂夫很可爱但很烦人，肚皮袋听起来很恐怖，而格斯先生是唯一的…更多

Gosh. Where do I even begin!? Uncle Grandpa is literally the worst thing in existence. Space Emperor seems to be the Bane of all the Episodes (In my Opinion), where he turns a bratty kid into that Purple Creature from Secret Mountain Fort Awesome (Do I even have to mention how Atrocious that show also is!? ). This made me fear Transformations as a Kid, and although I can deal with it now, it makes me sick on how stereotypical it is. You got the Stereotypical Selfie Girl, Acne Guy, The Bratty Kid, and even the Offensive 16-Year Old Elmo thing. I'm going to turn 16 soon and that Offends me on a level where I can't stand it! Besides all the Episodes where Uncle Grandpa sees a bunch of Kids, The ones with his friends are still pretty Horrible. They get into Dumb Situations in which they could solve easily, but they do it the dumb way just to stretch time. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's design is lazy, Pizza Steve is cute but Annoying, Belly Bag is horrid sounding, and Mr. Gus is the only ... more

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爷爷叔叔？有史以来最愚蠢的名字奖。戴着墨镜谈论披萨？最愚蠢的人物奖。早上好，请在这里插入所有内容？最愚蠢的重复引用。丑陋的嬉皮车？最愚蠢汽车奖。情节？最愚蠢的情节奖。在我看来这部剧得了5个坏奖。我只看过3集，所以可能还有更多

Uncle Grandpa? Stupidest name ever award. Talking pizza with sunglasses? Stupidest character award. Good morning (insert everything here)? Stupidest repetitive quote. Ugly hippie van? Stupidest car award. The plot? Stupidest plot award. This show won 5 bad awards in my opinion. And I've only seen 3 episodes so there's probably a lot more.

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这是有史以来最糟糕的节目。我的意思是主角是一个彻头彻尾的恋童癖者，他总是用非常烦人的声音说“早上好”。这个节目还有一些可怕的情节，还有一些设计最差的角色在电视上出现过

This is the worst show ever. I mean the main character is a downright pedophile who constantly says "good morning" in a very annoying voice. This show also has some terrible plots and a cast of the worst designed characters ever to be seen on television.

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这家伙很吓人。他基本上是一个住在魔法房车/拖车里的老人，他闯进小孩子的房子，让他们的梦想成真。他的朋友是一只穿着背心的恐龙，一只放屁的老虎，还有一个会说话的比萨饼。为什么是世界？！

This guy is creepy. He is basically an old man who lives in a magic RV/Trailer who breaks into little kids houses to make their dreams come true. His friends is a dinosaur in a tank top, a tiger who farts rainbows, and a talking pizza. Why world?!

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以前有人说过，我要再说一遍——这部剧是恋童癖者为恋童癖者创作的。这部剧令人毛骨悚然，绝对令人厌恶，主角是一位闯入儿童住宅“帮助他们解决问题”的令人不安的老人

It's been said before and I'll say it again - this show was created by paedophiles for paedophiles. Creepy and absolutely repulsive, it stars an unsettling old man who breaks into children's houses to "help them with their problems." How nice.

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啊，卡通网络上所有的节目都是一样的：愚蠢，动画片，不知道什么是娱乐，还有一些无法解释的生物，他们是“助手”。啊，这个频道杀了我！

Ugh, all the shows on Cartoon Network are the Same: stupid, animated, have no idea what entertainment is, and have unexplained creatures that are they're "sidekicks." Ugh, this channel kills me!

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你喜欢约翰尼·布拉沃吗？如果是，那你就失去理智！约翰尼·布拉沃和其他老节目都在卡通网络上，你这个白痴！

Do you like Johnny Bravo? If yes, then YOU JUST LOSE YOUR BRAIN! JOHNNY BRAVO AND OTHER GOOD OLD SHOWS WERE ON Cartoon Network YOU MORON!

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爷爷叔叔是一个恋童癖者-就像我以前的班主任。除了UG的名字没有任何意义和他的声音听起来像一个虐待儿童。我很抱歉，但它毒害无辜的心灵和创造一个可怕的，令人不安的幻想在一个人的脑中！

UNCLE GRANDPA IS A PAEDOPHILE - like my old headteacher. Apart from the fact that UG's name don't make any sense and that his voice sounds like a child abuser. I'm sorry but it poisons innocent minds and creates an horrifying, disturbing fantasy in one's head!

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不，这不会让我发笑。它让我害怕，对电视的现状感到悲伤，它让我想扇自己耳光。如果我最后一次听到“早上好”，我会起诉节目导演破坏我的耳膜。—伊森迈因斯特

No, it doesn't make me laugh. It makes me scared, sad about what T.V. has become, and it makes me want to slap myself. If I hear "good morning" one last time, I'm gonna sue the director of the show for destroying my eardrums. - ethanmeinster

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第一季不好，但第二季其实很好，因为第一季的缘故，人们不会费心去看第二季，所以看第二季，做吧，很棒

The first season was bad, but season 2 is actually really good, and because of season one people wouldn't bother to watch season 2, so watch season 2, do it it's great