墨水柠檬水(Ink Lemonade)——欧美最糟糕的乌贼折磨事件

墨水柠檬水欧美最糟糕的乌贼折磨事件在欧美最糟糕的乌贼折磨事件中排名第16名。

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好吧，请不要误会我或误会我，我知道我们不应该把卡通片看得那么严重。但是如果我不得不选择一集比这更糟的，一定是这个。对我来说已经不好笑了。只是很可怕。斯奎沃德整集都没做什么。我为他感到很难过。就像，真的为他难过。在蜘蛛事件之后，他吓得要死。因为他太偏执了，所以整个屋子都是墨水。他浑身是汗，因为每个人都让他紧张得要命。我真的不知道为什么我看到这一集都笑了。我的意思是，当然有时候没人喜欢他，但是可怜可怜这个可怜的家伙吧！

Okay, please don't misunderstand me or get me wrong, I know that we shouldn't be taking cartoons so seriously. But if I had to choose one STP episode that was the worse, it would have to be this one. It's not really funny to me anymore. It's just TERRIFYING. Squidward did nothing throughout the whole episode. I felt so bad for him. Like, really bad for him. After the whole spider incident, he was legit scared to death. There was ink around his entire house because he was so paranoid. He was sweating all over because everyone just made him nervous for refreshments. I actually don't know why I even laughed when I saw this episode. I mean, sure no one likes him sometimes, but have some pity on the poor guy!

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典型的，典型的作家必须是如此的迟钝，以至于他们把STP Squidward折磨色情片拖得太远。这让我怀疑它们为什么会存在。比如，在第一到第五季，这可能很有趣，但在第五季之后，它就变得糟糕、无聊和毫无意义了。他们把Squidward当成一个讨厌鬼，而在上一季是这样的他当着大家的面读海绵宝宝的日记毁了他和帕特里克的友谊假装成鬼假装渔夫在愚人节对海绵宝宝开了一个无情的恶作剧，差不多就是这样。比如，他整集都没做什么，只是为了吃点点心就把墨水都丢光了。是的，是的。点心。说真的，作家们决定拍这集的时候是不是吸毒了？这不仅可怕，而且令人毛骨悚然，他的墨水溅到他家里的那一部分让我恶心！我有时想杀帕特里克

Typical, typical writers have to be such retards to the point where they drag STP (Squidward Torture Porns) too far. It makes me question why they even exist. Like, it may have been funny in like, Seasons 1 to 5, but then AFTER five, it just got crappy, boring and pointless. They treat Squidward like such a creep, when yes in the last previous seasons he-read SpongeBob's diary in front of everyone-ruined his friendship with Patrick for fun-pretended to be a ghost-pretended to be the fisherman-played a heartless prank on SpongeBob during April Fools Day-and that's pretty much it.Like, he did nothing throughout the whole episode and he lost all his ink just for refreshments. Yep, that's right. REFRESHMENTS. Seriously, were the writers on DRUGS when they decided to make this episode? Not only is it gruesome, and creepy, the part where his ink was splattered all over his house made me sick! I want to MURDER Patrick sometimes

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为什么清道夫裤不在名单上？斯奎德沃德最糟糕的事情是他自己的母亲注意到我说他母亲把那两个白痴领养成了斯奎德沃德兄弟。如果你不相信我，你就小心点

Why wasn't Scavenger Pants on this list? The worst thing that ever happened to Squidward was the fact that his own MOTHER(note that I said his MOTHER) adopted those two idiots as Squidwards brothers. Watch Scavenger Pants if you don't believe me

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我不敢相信我必须把这个加在名单上。它应该排在第一位。斯奎德沃德在整集里什么都不做，每个人都把他吓坏了。结局很可怕，没有任何报应。上帝！我只想把帕特里克的皮撕下来。-你好

I can't believe I had to add this on the list.It should be on number 1.Squidward does nothing throughout the whole episode and everyone scares the crap out him.The ending was horrible and no on get any comeuppance.GOD! I JUST WANNA RIP PATRICK'S SKIN OUT. - Hellohi

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最糟糕的帕特里克是一个混蛋，因为他折磨斯奎德沃德；而我不介意格罗苏特；我讨厌的部分；帕特里克是一个混蛋，因为他折磨斯奎德沃德！

The worst Patrick's a Prick Episode because He Tortures squidward;While I'm not bothered by the grossout;the parts I hate; is that Patrick's A Prick BECAUSE he tortures squidward!

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我的意思是，斯奎德沃德一开始是个混蛋，但实际上一点也没有弥补。—IcetailofWishClan

I mean, Squidward WAS a jerk at the beginning, but it doesn't really make up at all. - IcetailofWishClan

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斯奎沃德做了什么才配得到这个？！？

What did Squidward do to deserve this?!?