杰克和梦幻岛海盗(Jake and the Never Land Pirates)——欧美最差迪斯尼频道节目

杰克和梦幻岛海盗欧美最差迪斯尼频道节目在欧美最差迪斯尼频道节目中排名第16名。

当投票JtNP和MMCH之间,我选择了这个。为什么?只是把彼得潘世界的耻辱。我有很多问题他们从不解释…喜欢…为什么钩子船长船员不见了,取而代之的是两个p唱歌吗?为什么胡克船长甚至追逐杰克首先?为什么依奇有无限的仙尘吗?为什么他们的术语+ u2018in应急+ u2018当他们即将失去,不能除了F损失一次?更不用说这些问题使每一集可预测的。 显示了孩子,克服自己。 他们让狼人难堪的事件+ u2018Jake狼+ u2018。加上小孩子不应该介绍给小狼人在迪斯尼!但是我想成为一个狼人或日期,这样他就可以把我变成一个狼人很酷!杰克应该保持这样。史高丽有一个烦人的声音,为什么彼得·潘的朋友怎么会跟那滴滴答答的鳄鱼吗?激情风暴鳄鱼应该是一个恶性鳄鱼谁愿意吃胡克船长,和一些古怪的人,他们不是朋友最好的朋友是一位仙女哦,这是塞尔达从何而来,依奇有时很烦人。同样,为什么他们自己生活在一个无人看管的海盗船,被成熟的男人追逐可能试图谋杀他们是谁?他们的父母在哪里?他们放弃了还是什么?——不和

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When voting between either J&tNP and MMCH, I chose this. Why? It just puts disgrace in the Peter Pan world. And I have so many questions they never explain... Like... Why is Captain Hooks crew gone and replaced with two singing p*****? Why is Captain Hook even chasing Jake in the first place? Why does Izzy have infinite pixie dust? WHY IS THEIR TERM OF "in case of emergencies" WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE AND CAN'T EXCEPT F****** LOSS FOR ONCE? Not to mention these problems make every episode pre

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当投票JtNP和MMCH之间,我选择了这个。为什么?只是把彼得潘世界的耻辱。我有很多问题他们从不解释…喜欢…为什么钩子船长船员不见了,取而代之的是两个p唱歌吗?为什么胡克船长甚至追逐杰克首先?为什么依奇有无限的仙尘吗?为什么他们的术语+ u2018in应急+ u2018当他们即将失去,不能除了F损失一次?更不用说这些问题使每一集可预测的。

When voting between either JtNP and MMCH, I chose this. Why? It just puts disgrace in the Peter Pan world. And I have so many questions they never explain... Like... Why is Captain Hooks crew gone and replaced with two singing p*****? Why is Captain Hook even chasing Jake in the first place? Why does Izzy have infinite pixie dust? WHY IS THEIR TERM OF "in case of emergencies" WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE AND CAN'T EXCEPT F****** LOSS FOR ONCE? Not to mention these problems make every episode predictable.

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显示了孩子,克服自己。

It's a show for kids, get over your self.

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他们让狼人难堪的事件+ u2018Jake狼+ u2018。加上小孩子不应该介绍给小狼人在迪斯尼!但是我想成为一个狼人或日期,这样他就可以把我变成一个狼人很酷!杰克应该保持这样。史高丽有一个烦人的声音,为什么彼得·潘的朋友怎么会跟那滴滴答答的鳄鱼吗?激情风暴鳄鱼应该是一个恶性鳄鱼谁愿意吃胡克船长,和一些古怪的人,他们不是朋友最好的朋友是一位仙女哦,这是塞尔达从何而来,依奇有时很烦人。同样,为什么他们自己生活在一个无人看管的海盗船,被成熟的男人追逐可能试图谋杀他们是谁?他们的父母在哪里?他们放弃了还是什么?——不和

They made werewolves look bad in the episode "Jake the Wolf". Plus little kids shouldn't even be introduced to werewolves on DISNEY JR! But I would wanna be a werewolf or date one so he could turn me into one. Werewolves are cool! Jake shoulda stayed that way. And Scully has an annoying voice. And why the heck is Peter Pan FRIENDS with Tick Tock Croc? Tick Tock Croc is supposed to be a vicious crocodile who wants to eat Captain Hook, not be friends with some weirdo who's best friend is a fairy (OH, so that's where Zelda came from) and Izzy is annoying at times. Also, why are they living on an unattended pirate ship by themselves, getting chased by grown men who are probably trying to murder them? Where are their parents? Were they abandoned or something? - Discord

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仙尘deus-ex-machi-na。我想我可能会说,这是一个孩子表演。,我真的不喜欢它。只是,对不起。

Pixie Dust is a deus-ex-machi-na. I guess I could say, it's a kids show. And, I really don't like it. Just, sorry. :(

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是电影《彼得·潘的耻辱和海盗!我的意思是,我知道这是一个孩子,但是胡克船长应该是邪恶的!我记不清有多少次他站在他们!他的血腥,其余的虚张声势的船员吗?小孩子不能海盗在第一时间!和什么+ u2018Yo Ho !+ u2018吗?我看过所有的加勒比海盗电影,唯一一次我记得这些话是当他们唱+ u2018Pirates生活对我来说+ u2018船夫曲。我永远不会理解,在显示他们帮助人们吗?什么?+ u2018Pirate + u2018一般意味着窃取。这些天有孩子显示了什么?

Tis a disgrace to the film Peter Pan and pirates in general! I mean, I know it's a kids show and all, but Captain Hook is supposed to be evil! I lost count how many times he sided with them! And where's the rest of his bloody, swashbuckling crew? Little kids can't be pirates in the first place! And what's with the "Yo Ho! " All the time? I've watched all the Pirates of the Carribean movies, and the only time I recall those words is when they sing the "Pirates Life For Me" chantey. I will never understand, in that show they help people? What? "Pirate" in general means to steal. What have kids shows gotten to these days?

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我鄙视这个节目还有几个其他人因为他们变态背后的历史主题。例如,一群孩子被海盗吗?Mmkay海盗被疏远了。把别人的东西?Mmkay。一个成年男子被一群孩子瞒骗和突破?Mmkay。节目的另一个例子是一集一个典型的毛皮穿澳元是受雇于胡克船长抽搐Toc鳄鱼“陷阱”,但杰克说服他停止争论,+ u2018抽搐Toc横不仅东西胡克船长说。+ u2018胡克船长时,然而,在多种情况下,胡克船长,只是说,箍住在丛林里,当鳄鱼袭击他。我真的感到很抱歉胡克船长,和加勒比海盗。

I despise this show along with a couple of others because of how they pervert the history behind the topic matter. For example, a bunch of toddlers being pirates? Mmkay. Pirates being alienated for taking others' things? Mmkay. A grown man being outwitted and outmanned by a bunch of toddlers? Mmkay. Another example of the show is one episode in which a stereotypical pelt wearing Aussie is hired by Captain Hook to 'trap' Tic Toc Croc, but Jake convinces him to cease and desist with the argument, " Tic Toc Cros only does stuff to Captain Hook when Captain Hook is mean first.", however, in multiple cases, Captain Hook with just be, say, waling in the jungle, when the crocodile attacks him. I honestly feel sorry for Captain Hook, and Caribbean pirates in general.

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好我不记得如果我做出任何评论,反应过度这样的节目,但是如果我做哦,无论如何我都不打扰到迪斯尼初级因为它不是我的年龄。然而我漫游对新的迪斯尼频道,因为渠道应该是针对青春期前和青少年。在我看来很多青少年和一些青春期前没有喜欢迪斯尼频道在很长一段时间因为迪斯尼频道的质量下降了。——Anonymousxcxc

Okay I don't remember if I made any comments that overreacted to a show like this, but if I did then oh well. Anyways I don't even bother going onto Disney Junior because it's not for my age group. However I do ramble on about new Disney Channel because that channel is supposed to be targeted for pre-adolescents and adolescents. As far as I'm concerned a lot of adolescents (and some pre-adolescents) haven't liked Disney Channel in a long time because Disney Channel really has gone down in quality. - Anonymousxcxc

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我被迫看这个. .厌恶。我很惊讶,没有人还综述了。首先,鲨鲨和骨头可能是创造性的,但是,这并不能免除他们最差的歌手梦幻岛的这一边。其次,他们改变了迪斯尼的一个孩子最好的坏人跟踪狂和. .关怀…Compassonite…人。第三,如果杰克和他+ u2018amazing船员+ u2018曾经输了,他们会喜欢+ u2018WE要正确选项PETA锅+ u2018。不。接受损失,你小twerps.Finally,还有杰克。杰克是马蒂苏。这意味着他的一个角色,没有弱点,无限的知识,和纯athlectic技能,一个成年MAN.Unhonorable提到竞争对手包括Bucky海盗船,胡克船长的未婚夫的笑话,动画,愚蠢地命名地点,…我的意思是,赶快这不是坏!我的意思是,字符是烦人的,但至少他们是真正的人!我认为这个节目有史以来最糟糕的迪斯尼节目。除了矮子McShorts短裤

I am forced to watch this... ABOMINATION. I'm surprised no one has reviewed yet. First off, Sharky and Bones may be creative, but that does not excuse them for being the worst singers this side of Neverland. Second, they changed one of Disney's best villains in a child stalker and A... Caring... Compassonite... Person. Third off, if Jake and his "amazing crew" ever lose, they'll be like "WE'RE GONNA SET TINGS RIGHT PETA PAN". No. Accept loss, you little twerps.Finally, there's Jake. Jake is a Marty Sue. That means he's a character that has no weaknesses, infinite knowledge, and pure athlectic skill that rivals a GROWN MAN.Unhonorable mentions include Bucky the Pirate Ship, Captain Hook's fiance' the jokes, the animation, the stupidly named locations,... I mean, SHAKE IT UP isn't this bad! I mean, the characters are annoying, but at least they are real people!I deem this show the worst Disney show ever. (Besides Shorty McShorts Shorts)

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我讨厌这个节目。这是我见过的最愚蠢的事!我希望有一天他们的船下沉,他们都死。哈哈!小房间是一个脂肪海盗痴迷于地图,依奇是一个讨厌的女孩,有一个无限供应的仙尘,即使他们必须在紧急情况下使用它。这恼人的鸟说话。然后是杰克,谁应该只是痛苦的死去,因为他是如此愚蠢。

I HATE THIS SHOW. IT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! I hope that some day their ship sinks and they all die. LOL! Cubby is a fat pirate obsessed with maps, Izzy is an annoying girl that has an unlimited supply of pixie dust, even though they have to use it in emergencies. They have this annoying talking bird. And then there is Jake, who should just die a painful death be cause he is sooo stupid.

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多拉的一种船。令人毛骨悚然的钩继续。至于如何给写作,就好像他们是试图通过所有的篮球——有孩子好计算物品为什么?是谁给他们?上演了一场观众参与拉多拉,非自发运动会议+ u2018ok大家伸出你的手臂,我和飞!喝+ u2018,扣篮钩。

It's Dora on a ship. Kind of creepy how Hook keeps going after them. As for give writing, it's as if they were trying to good through all the hoops -- have kids count the doubloons (why? Who's giving them to them? ), have staged audience participation a la Dora, have nonspontaneous movement sessions ("ok everybody, stick your arms out with me and fly! "), and dunk Hook in the drink.